"There is no snooze button
on a cat who wants breakfast."
--Unknown
"Thousands of years ago, cats were
worshipped as gods.
Cats have never forgotten this." --Anonymous
"Cats are
smarter than dogs. You can't get eight cats
to pull a sled through snow."
--Jeff Valdez
"As every cat owner knows, nobody owns
a cat."
--Ellen Perry
Berkeley
"Dogs come when they're called; cats take
a message
and get back to
you later." --Mary Bly
"Cats are rather delicate creatures and
they are
subject to
a good many ailments, but I never heard of one who suffered
from
insomnia." --Joseph Wood Krutch
"People who hate cats, will come back
as mice
in their next
life." --Faith Resnick
"There are many intelligent species in
the
universe. They
are all owned by cats." --Anonymous
"I have studied many
philosophers and many cats. The wisdom
of cats is infinitely superior."
--Hippolyte Taine
"Dogs believe they are human. Cats believe they are God."
Description of a cat--"Fifteen pounds of majestic feline indifference." --Anonymous